-Oxymorons-


.: Do not put statements in the negative form.
.: And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
.: Never ever use repetitive redundancies.
.: A little pain never hurt anyone.
.: Christ was born in 4 B.C.
.: Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.
.: Honk if you are against noise pollution!
.: I'm not going to say, "I told you so."
.: I'm proud of my humility.
.: I can resist everything but temptation.
.: If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!
.: If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.
.: It isn't an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
.: May I ask a question?
.: Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
.: The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
.: Thank God I'm an atheist.
.: We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.
.: The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a planned inadvertency.
.: An Irishman is never at peace except when he's fighting.
.: I marvel at the strength of human weakness.
.: Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
.: Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
.: Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't keep them.
.: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
.: I distinctly remember forgetting that.
.: We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
.: Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
.: I never liked you, and I always will.
.: Our similarities are different.
.: She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
.: The first condition of ! immortality is death.
.: As famous as the unknown soldier.
.: I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
.: I tripped over a hole that was sticking up out of the ground.
.: I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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.: Evil isn't all bad.
.: I disagree with unanimity.
.: It's a step forward although there was no progress.

 

   

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